Showing posts with label Urban Legends. Show all posts
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Rumorville: Things That Make You Go Hmmmm??

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Have I got some Urban Legends for ya'll today! I know its late, but I'm here bishes!!

Disclaimer: All of the following are rumors, hearsay, and may or may not be 100% factual.

Welcome to Rumorville Bishes!!

In last weekes installment of Rumorville I told ya'll that Janet Jackson was pregnant...and then some sites were reporting that Jermaine Dupri confirmed she wasn't! Well guess what???


I ain't the baddest bish for nothing!

And Mariah is still on my Pregnant List too....Some snitches reported seeing her leave the OBGYN..so I think I'm on a roll ya'll.
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Is there a week that goes by that somebody isn't taking shots at lil Soulja Boy? I'm almost starting to feel for the youngster.

Charles Hamilton recently indirectly took shots at Soulja Boy saying:

"I'm not trying to play Soulja Boy but chill. It's because of Souja Boy that my day to day, the way I live, the Sonic the Hedgehog shit that's dead real to me is considered a joke" "He want to make you dance. I want to make you think,"


So Soulja Boy responded, oh so publicly:


Note to Charlie: First off change your name...when I here about you I automatically think of the singer dude...which is not a good look in your business. Secondly, If you have to deliver a disclaimer with anything your saying (i.e. I'm not trying to play SB), then your probably are doing something relatively wrong, or what you claim not to be doing.
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Oh Yeah...I reported the other day that there was a warrant out for DMX's arrest, and thanks to some "noble citizen" he was apprehended at Scott Storch's old house. Several sites keep saying at Storch's house, but this is a recession, Storch lost that house to foreclosure.

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Speaking of foreclosure...rumors are circulating the web that American Idol star, Fantasia Barrion is losing her North Carolina home to foreclosure. There are supporting documents out there. Barrino's reps deny the accusation, however without documentation. But as the saying goes, It ain't what you know, but what you can prove boo.....so I'm going with the documentation because it is a recession!
Dro, Baby Boy-->Help a sister out!
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In other "AI" news, Jennifer Hudson is scheduled to return to the spotlight and begin filming the video for her follow up single- If This Isn't Love. Stay strong J-Hud.
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While we're on the topic of J's, rumors are starting to flurry that Jennifer "J-Lo" Lopez and husband Marc Anthony are DONE! Finished! Headed toward Splitsville! Rumors jumped off when Jennifer was at an event ringless and husbandless. And Marky was seen partying it up last weekend in a very single manner.....but word around the water cooler is Marc has a lil drug problem....<-things that make you go hhhhmmmm
J-Lo is too fly for that shit..I'd rather see her with Diddy.
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Speaking of Diddy, the settlement of his latest child support battle has been leaked. Sean "Diddy" Combs has to pay his secret baby momma, Sarah, $25,000 per month for his eldest daughter, Chance. Currently Diddy has to pay his oldest son's mother, stylist Misa Hylton-Brim, $30,000 a month in child support for their son Justin Combs.


I hate how he is always seen with the twins and never with Chance! Boooo Diddy, Booo!
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Word around twitter was that the sidelines of the Heat vs Bobcats game was going to be a sight for sore eyes. And behold this, Bow Wow and Weezy together!



And what's even funnier is they were dressed alike and one of'em phoned a certain Vixen with the heads up, that the other invited him.
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According to NekkiB, The lil Bish Bish, Trick Trick was spotted sportin Yung Bergs chain in ATL yesterday. <--I know you ain't gon let nucca DEBO you Berg.....Nah, who am I kiddin..Consider him Debo'd!

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And last but not least...Katt Williams says he's retiring. And how fuct up it is that JD hasn't gone visit Da Brat.

Keep in mind that this interview is the day before he went to jail and before he was put into the mental hospital. So as of yet there is still no word from Katt.
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Oh, Yeah...ain't it fuct up how the local news in ATL railroaded NeNe Leakes of Desperate Housewives? I didn't even watch the show...but I know the news media didn't do this after the OC! Check the video on how they put her on straight blast!


Well that does it for the Urban Legends. And we are now leaving Rumorville..Just remember "You Ain't Heard That From Me..Cuz I Ain't One To Gossip!!".
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Urban Legends: Welcome 2 Rumorville

Author: The One // Category:


Ya'll know I don't entertain the rumors...however by popular demand, I shall and we'll call them Urban Legends. So

Welcome to Rumorville Bishes!!


Disclaimer: All of the following are rumors, hearsay, and may or maynot be 100% factual.

The 3rd Knowles sister, Kelly Rowland, is seeking new management.In other words, Ms. Kelly has fired Matthew Knowles, Beyonce's pappy. Kelly is currently being linked to 19 Ent's Simon Fuller, who also manages Carrie Underwood and Victoria Beckham. Word at the water cooler is, Kelly is tired of playing 2nd best to Beyonce. But she should have been left...Matthew Knowles killed Jon B.'s career. Jon was signed to Matty's record label, Sanctuary Urban Records and sold a quarter of what he usually does.

Janet Jackson did infact cease her tour because she and JD are withchild.
Personally I would love to see Janet pregnant. After all the ol clock is ticking- she ain't gettin any younger.


JR Writer of Dipset got his chain snatched.
Which he denies:

I really don't give a eff. Who the eff is he anyway?


Soulja Boy & Nick Cannon are creating a new Nickolodeon Sitcom.
Well it would suit them right because both of them are lame as sh*t.


A.I. and Deelishes are dating.
Deelishes is no longer engaged, and she was recently seen clubbin with A.I.->who I heard was married, w/a small "ego".<--See why I don't entertain rumors, that ish is all screwed up. But rumor has it that her liason with Iverson caused her relationship to fail.


LL Cool J gets botox.

I could almost believe this one, because his skin has been looking kinda tight lately. And he's old as Methusula, looking younger than me.


Lil Wayne, Young Buck & The Game join forces to diss 50 Cent

Wait...I'm still LMAO...No Comment


Destiny's Child is reuniting...on stage
Gimme a break...Beyonce loves being a solo star..dismissed



Kanye West refuses to work with Jamie Foxx

Rumor has it, that at a certain award show a few years back...back when Kanye wasn't so humble and giving awards away and sh*t...he rambled on and on about desrving the award he had just won and Jamie Foxx held a fan on him the entire time. And backstage Jamie jokingly made a statement about someone had to cool that nicca off. Kanye was supposedly offended...And the two haven't worked together since.


Jamie Foxx, Akon, & Diddy all want to be James Bond.

Now that is three seperate rumors...O & Nicole S. from the Pussycat Dolls is the Bond Girl. Good Luck Akon..It's James Bond..not out on bond.
Speaking of bonds...Me personally, I think Tip would make a cute Bond...That brotha can work a suit!




MC Lyte is gonna come out the closet
Bish please!!When Ne-Yo & Queen Latifah join her! dismissed


106 & Park is next to be cancelled.
Now this one is semi believable because its time for a new line up. Every generation has those show and those personalities that mark their era...and its about time for some original show ideas...The Deal is aight but it ain't IT.


Rumor has it that New York, Kelis, and Mariah Carey are all pregnant!
1st of all...who cares if New York is pregnant..ugh I don't! But Kelis in Mariah are in the same category as Janet....Mariah's gettin old, so Nick needs to knock her up right quick. And Kelis is my girl..so I'd be happy for her and Nasir.


Well that does it for the Urban Legends. And we are now leaving Rumorville..Just remember "You Ain't Heard That From Me..Cuz I Ain't One To Gossip!!".